This is the WattsApp home page. From hither thee can download the app for various platforms, readeth the app's specifications, or findeth out more about me.
WattsApp useth the power of
steam to sendeth and receiveth messages with thy friends without using wireless fidelity, mobile data or electricity.
Tis free to download,
but thou has't to payeth to sendeth messages at the rate of 2/- in the fusty
Lsd system
(not
Lysergic acid diethylamide 
),
or 10p in
today's wage, per thousand messages.
Good morrow to you, sir, thou mayest refer to me as James Watt.
I wast born on the 19th of January 1736, making me a sprightly 281.
I wast born in Greenock in Scotland.
I wenteth to the University of Glasgow and then hath moved to England.
I invented a few things like the steam engine, and sort of started a bit of a thing hath called the Industrial Revolution.
Thee can readeth more about me on
Wikipædia, although that sayeth that I hath kicked the bucket, which I forsooth don't recall doing.
